The Anti Growth Coalition
The coalition that hates growth
Welcome to the Anti Growth Coalition
Setup in 2022, we are a group of likeminded individuals that like nothing more than seeing the country fail to grow. We want to see the country get smaller if possible. Over the last year we have managed to gain a lot of power and influence to realise our goals. In fact we have done such a good job that the new Prime Ministers only policy is to stop us.
How will we do this?
We don’t feel its important in politics to explain how we will achieve something. But being as you ask, we are going to import as much cheese form the European union and wider world as we can. Just last week while on a booze cruise to France I brought back half a kilogram of Brie de Meaux and a gram of Cabécou. You can help by doing the same. We also intend to close as many pork markets as we can.
Warning:- One member brought in a kilo of cheder, this is just bringing our own cheese back and making the situation worse. Please don’t do this.
How will we pay for this.
Who knows, we had not thought that bit though. Maybe borrow some money? Or wait for some to trickle its way to us?
